#I am going to bite someone
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cosmiiqueer · 4 months ago
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why do like . animated minecraft series on youtube.com look better than THE MINECRAFT MOVIE
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cityan1mal · 3 months ago
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GRRRRRR what did I do not have genuinely everything go wrong this week. My car died today. I am the only one at my house with a car. It feels like everything is targeting me. I am at my limit. One more thing goes wrong and I swear to the ground I walk on I AM GOING TO.... do SOMETHING IDK YET BUT I'LL FIGURE IT OUT
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melonlthawne · 1 year ago
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TUMBLR???? A WORD???
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clearbun · 1 year ago
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hot take i guess but it shouldn't be legal to make cashiers stand their entire shift. give them chairs
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saltydoesstuff · 1 year ago
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Laptop overheated while trying to doodle stuffs for some WildDogz stuffs and asks and I lost all my progress eiusadnsklm
It's only 70 degrees--
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oodlenoodleroodle · 2 years ago
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I take care of the social media for the museum I work for, and I am desperate to make a Facebook post about the new ICOM definition of what is a museum, but ICOM Finland is asleep or something, they still haven't come out with the official translation.
So tempted to make a post saying "ICOM made a new definition several months ago and here is the Swedish translation of it, because ICOM Sweden actually fucking got it done in a reasonable time." >_>
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kshkonskpon · 1 year ago
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anyone else
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skeletoncityy · 2 months ago
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Procrastinating because doing soulless corporate voice overs is not justification for murder in the court of law
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thepigeonsfanart · 7 months ago
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Getting fired from my job on pride day feels homophobic not gonna lie
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The great regular sleep experiment day... 3 days past "fuck it"? idk
So I uh, I went to bed by 7 last night, intending to sleep the whole night.
Fed Pumpkin a new blender mix of wet food right before bed so he was actually quiet until 4am
This would have been great
Except all yesterday from 2 pm onward someone was setting off small explosives next to my window. This went on until quite nearly midnight.
By the time I fell asleep it was definitely past then but also ???? o'clock
I slept till Pumpkin woke me up at 4:20 am
Going to try staying awake today again and getting back to 8 -ish hours together -ish at night -ish.
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fucking people
This is science because I am documenting it, hur hur...
It's not even like, a day or event unless they were celebrating fucking starwars day in our driveway.
*jedi hand wave* "Fireworks are dangerous and you want to let me sleep. You would rather sit at home and have a game of cards"
I am on a pension and also cannot drink coffee, but also I am not paid enough to deal with this and I have not have enough coffee to deal with this...
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ramphastestoco · 10 months ago
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After forgetting abt me for over a year (again) NBKS (trans health care Norway edition) set up a phone appt today at 12:30. Guess when they decided to call me?
Trick question the fucking DIDN'T
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weareallrealizing · 1 year ago
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im going to start killing people like actually. how FUCKING senile you have to be when there's a country CURRENTLY fighting a war that goes back to whatever the ussr did to that country. and even before that. fuckass ussr ethnically cleansed almost every nation within it btw! you think everyone was made to learn the same language and forget their own just for fun or what? your beloved stalin actually killed and starved millions of people! you westerners wouldn't know what is what even if your life depended on it
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catcatb0y · 2 years ago
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You know honestly I think murder would be very enriching for my environment.
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girlwiththegreenhat · 6 months ago
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BREAKING NEWS: TEAM FORTRESS 2 COMIC 7 IS BEING WORKED ON
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SOURCE
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dastardly-dyke · 2 years ago
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I’m sorry, the campaign to WHAT.
I'm still so sick about the campaign to kill lantern bugs. Whatever good it may have done that crop is far outweighed by the eagerness to kill insects it has caused.
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starry-bi-sky · 3 months ago
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*grips Shen Qingqiu by the shoulders*
aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you want to crack under the pressure of the system and the robbed autonomy of being forced into a role you had no choice in but have to play anyways? don't you want to buckle under the realization that, to you, no matter what you do your life is going to end in a horrific death? Whether that be under Luo Binghe's hands or the System's?
Don't you want to realize that no matter all the good you have done and the lives you have changed and saved, you're still standing at the ledge of a cliff with a sword to your disciple's chest?
Shouldn't it be you at the edge instead? Balancing on the crumbling dirt's end of death on either side, and you can either walk into it or be forced?
don't you want to go apeshit?
#I AM SO NORMAL YOU GUYS I PROMISE *visibly foaming at the mouth and gritting my teeth so hard you can hear them crack*#svsss#scum villain#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#scum villain self saving system#HI YES I MAY NOT HAVE READ THE NOVEL AND ONLY BEEN HERE FOR A WEEK BUT I AM. OBSESSED. FIXATED IF YOU WILL#luo binghe standing at the edge of the endless abyss and he sees something snap in his shizun's eyes like metal creaking under#the pressure of the deep sea. or like heat rising too quickly. the steady slow snap of someone hanging on by a thread.#i dont think i've fully understood sqq's characterization howEVER. i think i've got enough of his character down to try and twist it the wa#i think could happen. forgive me if this isnt in character or anything ajhf#anyways i love isekai anything and i think the system could slowly drive someone who didnt ask to be here insane#SY adjusts rather quickly from what i've heard but what if he DIDN'T. what if it wasnt fine what if he was trying his best and it was#taking its toll because apparently trying his best just wasnt enough. his stubborn refusal to view the people around him as people#but as characters following a script is very frustrating to me but also it works in my favor for this. look at the best way to break him is#*stares at SQQ* i think he should go apeshit. as a treat. skin a man alive SQQ. bite someone. rip out their throat.#i know thats prolly not his character but what if it COULD be. what if it IS. people are so nuanced and niche and can change at the turn#of a dime and SQQ has been forced into an unfavorable position and frankly traumatic experience. he could change or he could not and#isnt that FASCINATING? to erode or to stand tall. are you copper or are you a canyon. will you change colors and stay the same or will you#crumble and shear and become something new? when facing the elements when facing the inevitable what will you become?
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